October Quote Board
'He carries a backpack? That's a bit weird. But hey... we can introduce him to satchels!' ~ Jason Perry... giving me advice on 'the uni guy'... although I doubt Jason will even remember saying this!'How do you itch your inner, upper thigh in public?' ~ My private thought during a Monday BCA lecture.
'I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way.' ~ Jessica Rabbit, my namesake!
'Syncronise... push the button... don't push the button...' ~ Dan... accompanied by some hilarious facial expressions.
'You know that guy who could pick up any girl? I'm him... on crack.' ~ Aaron Eckhart as Nick Naylor in Thank you for Smoking.
Now this one needs a preface... Lauren, Cindy, Aleks and myself have just arrived at the Pig and Whistle to watch the Wallabies Vs England match. While ordering at the bar I hear the following conversation between Aleks and some dude trying to chat her up...
Random Drunk Guy - 'So who are you going for tonight?'
Aleks - 'The Socceroos.'
Me - (much internal laughter.... but the guy didn't give up there!)
Random Drunk Guy - 'Oh so you follow premier league, I heard ManU cleaned up the other night.'
Aleks - 'Errr....'
Now later in the evening Aleks also comes out with this...
Aleks - 'What does this SMS say? I can barely read!'
Me - 'It says... 'we are going to the mustang bar'...'
'Dr Kev, Dr Kev... my name is Dr Kev and I want world peace!' ~ Dad.
'I would have paid money to see them wake up in that single bed together.' ~ Steve.
'The Godfather' ~ The nickname my actual godfather (Jimmy Martin) earned himself for staying at my brother's farewell, drunk off his tits, until about 3 in the morning.
'Yeah... we had my 21st party here. But I didn't know it was a surprise party so I got drunk in the city and passed out under a tree on the way home.' ~ Jimmy Martin, now aged 56, recounting his youthful memories.
'I don't want my fanny smelling like tea-tree!' ~ Anon.
'It's like pushing a turd up a hill...' ~ Another corker from my econ2200 tutor.
'They'll do all the fingerpainting and waving saying blah blah blah we are so good...' ~ my tutor again, about hedge funds or something interesting like that.
'Morning Dump.' ~ Carmen!
Me - 'They are at Cesar's.'
Benoit - 'Who is Cesar?'
Me and Pete - 'Bwaahahahahhaha!'
'You know those emo people? Why do they call them emo's? It's it cause they are emotional? Or is it cause they wear those skinny jeans that make them look like those Australian birds (emus)?' ~ Onne.
'Double pluggers... cause they last longer... I had so many arguments overseas cause you can only get single pluggers and they just weren't as durable.' ~ Trenton on the features of double plugged thongs.
'You deserve better than bluetak Jessie!' ~ Helen... awwww.... thanks babe!
'Sing the song Jessie... SING THE SONG!!!' ~ Drunken Dimmy.
'Without further ado...' ~ Dimmy encore!
'No alcove!' ~ Bretto... hahahhaa.... no alcove!
T'was a good month October... many funny moments... November is going to be awesome as well...!! Can't wait until these exams are OVER!!
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